unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

laugh-addict:

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